Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
