The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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