she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
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