Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
Randomize
