He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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