This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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