I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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