Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I'm passing your future prison.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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