I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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