she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
As shirtless as possible
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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