I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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