this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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