I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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