What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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