its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
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