I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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