I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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