i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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