But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Sorry about my life...
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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