what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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