im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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