If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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