last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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