you guys were way drunker than both of me
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
be right there i have to get my cape
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
