great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I believe in your delicious
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
He shit in the fireplace
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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