David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Randomize
