It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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