Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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