giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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