Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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