yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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