After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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