I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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