For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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