Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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