I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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