Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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