is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
don't judge my taste in strippers
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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