I'll bet she douches with gravy.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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