I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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