Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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