Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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