Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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