But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
I'm really busy with my period
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