just survived the first fart of the relationship.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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