maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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