i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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