that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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