Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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