It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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