oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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